Lazy Guy

So it seems I pissed you off 
 And can throw a fit, fuss, holler and spit 
 Cuss and bitch and scoff 

 And true, if I were in your shoes, 
 I'd do the same, my friend, 
 Then I'd dunk you in the river once again. 

 So you talked to all my friends 
 And you fed them lines, lies and alibis 
 Tried to do me in 

 They're all braced for a knock-down bout, 
 but I don't care who wins 
 I'll just dunk you in the river once again. 
  

 It's a long road outa here 
 And paved, it seems, with misplaced dreams 
 Heartache, doubt and fear 

 But I've finally found a drink 
 to wash away all the world's sins 
 And I'll dunk you in the river once again. 

 'Cause if we can't fight, then be all right, 
 we're done for in the end 
 I'll just dunk you in the river, once again, oh my friend 
 I'll just dunk you in the river once again