I Could Never Be President

If I became President
I know I won't last a day
I would lower all the taxes
Just to suit your tasteI'd bring home all the fellers
From over in Vietnam
Station them around your door
So the world can't do you no harmI'd name every street in the city
Honey, after you
In the fight against poverty
There's no limit to what I'd doI could never be President
Just as long as I'm lovin' you
I could never be President
Just as long as I'm lovin' you, you, yeahHoney I would make you
The first lady of the land
Don't you know, I'd place Presidential
Powers in your handCongress would veto the first bill
I would pass
First would be, Tear the White House down
Build you a house of glassAnd stake out the Navy
On every downtown street
So your little feet won't get so tired
When you go on a shopping spreeI could never be President
Just as long as I'm lovin' you
I could never be President
Just as long as I'm lovin' you, you, auh, auhI could never be President
I could never be PresidentHoney to make sure
You never, never have a care
I'd open up the door to Fort Knox
Tell you to help yourselfAnd give you a nation
If that didn't seem to do
I'd send up a Gemini player
To stake a claim on the moon for youI could never be President
Just as long as I'm lovin' you
I could never be President
Just as long as I'm lovin' youI'd give you a nation
If that didn't seem to do
I could never be your President
Just as long as I'm lovin' youNo baby
Just as long as I'm lovin' you, auh