the Hand

My Hand, 
  My Hand, 
  My Hand, 
  My hand, 
  myyyy handd! 
  why'd I put it in the guillotine? 
  why'd I put it in the guillotine? 
  I dont know, 
  Our days are in rows 
  My Hand 
  Fingers cut in half 
  My Hand 
  Bones split to pieces 
  Tendons severed! 
  My Hand 
  My Hand 
  My Hand, My Hand, My Hand 
  Hand! 
  (laughter) 
  You aren't going to crawl away from me, are ya? 
  No you're not. 
  Don't you crawl away from me 
  Don't you crawl no no no no 
  Look, nickel, nickel 
  I ain't going to put you in the guillotine again 
  (Laughter) 
  My Hand 
  My Hand 
  My Hand 
  my hand 
  (Laughter) 
  Here they are, four fingers, 
  Look what you done to me! 
  My Hand 
  (moaning) 
  Ladies those are precious, 
  Teachers don't work 
  Here we go 
  I don't have to play with that hand anymore 
  I can just, I'll will just 
  I'll keep it in my, I'll keep it in my pants pocket 
  That's all I carry around with me 
  It's little so don't matter 
  I can still pet the dog with it 
  Damn you guillotine 
  Who would have thought a guillotine could have done something like this? 
  I have it in the closet, and another thing, 
  I thought I would do it again 
  My Hand 
  It's never able to work again, 
  Your hand is useless now, 
  It's never able to work again. 
  Ladies those are precious, 
  Teachers don't work 
  Here we go 
  It's never able to work again, 
  Your hand is useless now, 
  It's never able to work again. 
  Don't you crawl away from me again (Don't you crawl away from me again) 
  Gonna scratch some hands 
  Sit here in my pocket, 
  Lets be good friends 
  Come on man 
  Come on just 
  (laughter) 
  No 
  I may not be hungry before I got some, 
  I can suture 
  I can do some stitches, I can sew you together 
  Give it away to men to shake hands 
  And call it buddy 
  My hand 
  It's never able to work again, 
  Your hand is useless now, 
  It's never able to work again.