Short Fat Fannie

Tired of slippin' and slidin' with a long tall Sally

Peekin' and a hidin', duckin' back in the alley

Don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with Annie

I've got a brand new lover name is Short Fat Fannie



One day while I was visit'n at HeartBreak Hotel

That's where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell

I told her that I loved her I'd never leave

She put her arms around me, gave me fever



She's my tutti fruiti, I love the child so

She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go

Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's

She might step on my blue suede shoes



Well at a honky tonk party just the other night

Fannie got jealous and she started a fight

'Cause I was dancin' with MaryLou

I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue



Short Fat Fannie she's my hearts desire

Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire

On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill

Now we're so happy and I love her still



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She's my feedback tutti fruiti and I love the child so

She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go

Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's

She might step on my blue suede shoes



Well at a honky tonk party just the other night

Fannie got jealous and she started a fight

'Cause I was dancin' with MaryLou

I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue



Short Fat Fannie is my hearts desire

Got the kind of lovin' sets my soul on fire

Short Fat Fannie well I love her so

I'll never let Short Fat Fannie go