Crackin' Up

Well I took my lady to dinner 
  Not knowing what would happen to me 
  I asked her, "Baby, baby, what you want?" 
  And she looked up and said to me 
  "I want 15 pounds of ribs 
  Deep fried with some burgers on the side" 
  For desert, she want some ice cream 
  Number 5 to 69! 

  My babies fat 
  She's ugly 
  She's fat and she's ugly 
  But I love her 
  I love her 
  Oh yes oh yes I do 

  Oh man, she's so fat and ugly 
  Let me tell you all about it 

  I took my lady to dinner 
  And came back a poor poor man 
  She took me right to the cleaners 
  Even stole my frying pan 
  All I wanted was a little romance 
  A little hoochie coo on the side 
  Instead her booty grow 
  Three times its original size! 

  My babies fat 
  She's ugly 
  She's fat and she's ugly 
  But I love her 
  I love her 
  Oh yes oh yes I do 

  Oh man 
  She's so fat and ugly 
  God dammit 

  My babies fat 
  She's ugly 
  I really really love her 

  Yeah she's fat 
  She's ugly 
  I really really love her 

  Yes she's fat 
  She's ugly 
  I really really love her 

  Yeah she's fat 
  She's ugly 
  Wooow!!!!! 

  Well it don't matter that her teeth are crooked 
  It don't matter that her teeth are buck 
  It don't matter that her ass is the size of New York 
  Cause she's all mine in the back of my truck 
  My lady don't fit inside of no taxi 
  And she eats more than a grown man can buy 
  But when she tell me to bring open some bacon 
  My baby makes me break down and cry 

  My babies fat 
  She's ugly 
  She's fat and she's ugly 
  But I love her 
  I need her 
  I love her 
  Oh yes oh yes I do