Bumbag

Raise a glass now to the person

Who invented the word called scum

He was clever never foolish

And he knew where you came from

You're a bumbag and a vexer

And you never let your standards slip

Cause your standards are so low-down

Like the pavement

You find when you trip



But I won't trip over

Look over my shoulder

You won't get the better of me

The credit you owe me

Respect you don't show me

All makes the better for me



Ooh you look so good from afar

Ooh you're just a bumbag

Yes you are



You're a parasite you're a virus

You only ever make mistakes

Like a leper or a tapeworm

You only ever seem to take

Now you're livin' with your language

And everyone's avoiding you

Ask for money ask for cigarettes

It's all you ever seem to do



But I won't trip over

Look over my shoulder

You won't get the better of me

The credit you owe me

Respect you don't show me

All makes the better for me



Ooh you look so good from afar

Ooh but you're just a bumbag

Yes you are



All my friend's heads seem to go down

Whenever you decide to turn up

Feel so sorry for your parents

When they see your face

They must spew up

You're the black sheep

You're the distance

You should keep your wits

About you in town

Because one day it could kill you

And your body never will be found



But I won't trip over

Look over my shoulder

You won't get the better of me

The credit you owe me

Respect you don't show me

All makes the better for me



I won't trip over

Look over my shoulder

You won't get the better of me

The credit you owe me

Respect you don't show me

All makes the better (x4) for me