As Seen On TV

Another group of monster teenagers
Shot up their school today
What makes them do it?
Video games? Marilyn Manson?Oh, it can't be the parents
Or the fact that school sucks
Or that the jocks
Do get patted on the head every timeThey beat up the weirdos
And the jobs you get
Once you graduate from school
Are stupid, boring, meaningless
And a dead end to insanityI can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV, on TV
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV, on TV
On TV, on TVWhen Sport Utility Vehicles
Are no longer enough
You need The Terminator
Stuck in traffic in Lost AngelesDrive over the tops of everybody else
You'll crush 'em before the cops
Can catch up with youYour precious artifact child
Needs to be safe
They're talking to a kid
Whose skin is a different color
Grab the kid and mow 'em downI can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV, on TV
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV, on TV
On TV, on TVEach new hot generation
Has a statement
They wanna call their own
Tattoos, piercingsThat's for Moms and Dads
What you wanna do
Is spend your allowanceOn devil horn implants
Elephant Man head
Designer tails
Third leg, fourth leg
Everyone a hermaphroditeNo one loses on TV, on TV
On TV, on TV
No one loses on TV, on TV
On TV, on TV
No one loses on TVAnd on a lighter note