Catch-22

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen
And welcome to Pink Airlines, we hope your flight
Is enjoyable and our flight attendants
Are here to insure your ride is as pleasant as possibleSeat backs and tray tables must be in the upright
And locked position during the take-off and landing
All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment
Or under the seat in front of youWaiting on a ticket
'Cause you're looking for the ride
You're feeling on top
'Cause you're flying through the skyYou wanna have your cake and you wanna eat it too
Everybody's always pointing fingers at you
You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't
We're always doing all the things that we say, we won'tHere we go, we're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go, we're jumping off the wings
We're going 'round in circles
It's a catch 22Yes, we're flying 'round in circles
It's a catch 22
Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles
It's the catch 22If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle
And feel as though you are unable or unwilling
To assist in case of an emergency
Please notify a flight attendant immediatelyAll electrical equipment, including cell phones
2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc
Should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us
That we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ftLooking from the outside, you're always looking in
You think you fixed the problem 'til it comes right back again
And life seems like a trap, you're trying to get out
You're searching for you cheese 'cause you feel like mighty mouseYou're damned if you don't, you're damned if you do
You've seen all the signs but you haven't got a clueHere we go, we're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go, we're jumping off the wings
We're going round in circles
It's a catch 22Yes, we're flying 'round in circles
It's a catch 22
Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles
It's the catch 22You are in for the ride of you lifeHere we go, we're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go, we're jumping off the wings
We're going 'round in circles
It's a catch 22Yes, we're flying 'round in circles
It's a catch 22
Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles
It's the catch 22We realize you had many choices and on behalf of all of us
At Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying with us
We hope you have a wonderful stay
Wherever your destination may beAnd remember be careful when retrieving your items
As during the flight they may have shifted
And might fall on you or your neighborer's head
And knock you the fuck outHere we go, we're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go, we're jumping off the wings
We're going 'round in circles
It's a catch 22Yes, we're flying 'round in circles
It's a catch 22
Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles
It's the catch 22