Trouble

See, I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was sing
I have trouble with a note
It goes all around my throat
It's a terrifying thingSee, I really couldn't hear
Which note was lower or was higher
Which is why I disappear
If someone says, "Let's start a choir"Hey, when I begin to squeak
It's a cross between a shriek
And a quiver or a moanIt's a little like a croak
Or the record player broke
What it doesn't have is toneOh, I know you're thinking
What a crazy ding-a-ling
But I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was singThree blind mice
Three blind mice
It isn't intentional
He's doing his bestJingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle bells, jingle bells
It really blows my mind
He gets depressedBut what I lack in pitch I sure
Make up in power
And all my friends say
I am perfect for the showerStill, I'm terrific at a dance
Girls are messin' up my hands
I'm a birdie on the wingBut when I begin to chirp
They say, who's the little twerp
Goin' 'pong' instead of pingAnd when Christmas comes and
All my friends go carolingIt is so dishearten-ning
It is so disquiet-ting
It is so discourag-ging
Darling, please stop answer-ringSee, I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do wasDo, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do
Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do
La, la, la, la
Sing, singSing, sing, sing, sing
Sing, sing, sing, sing
Sing, sing