Glad I'm Not God!

I was about to lose my girlfriend
Had to make a clever move
Entered into a meditation
Inhaled all the incense fumesBut when I got all stoned and kinky
Chanting mantras about love
They made me sign away my property
Now its owned by heaven aboveGuru Guru
Don't you tell all you're god's anchor
Guru Guru
You'd sink the boat, you're such a wankerHe wants to come inside your temple
Spill his seeds of ecstasy
He wants to penetrate your aura
The horny man of mysteryHe's gonna pluck your lotus flower
Be at one with your cosmic love
And make you dance the kamasutra
Using his super yogi stuffGuru Guru
Don't you tell all you're god's anchor
Guru Guru
You'd sink the boat, you're such a wanker