The Best Man

Have you heard about that nigga Kutt Calhoun?
Nah, what's dat?
I heard dat nigga is broke in everything.
What?
Tech don't even fuck with him. Ask my own daughter, she'll tell you!
Shoot, that's my own daddy and I heard the nigga was doin' bad.Damn, is this what happens when a nigga take a little rest from the scenery?
Can I enjoy my wealth without a motherfucker sayin they ain't seein me?
Kutt then just about fell off, huh?
Man, let me tell y'all somethin
I put the S in this bitch, the best in this bitch for game and I'mma sell y'all some
Redded up like a Hostess truck
Total opposite of broke as fuck
Tryin' to find a way I can spend it each day without hate there's no way so
Made enough to loan Oprah some
(hell nah!)
But it's booku funds
Jessica Simpson's how my money gets listed and that's stupid dumb
Nicki Minaj booty
Now you know where I hide cash, it keep gettin bigger and bigger, that's cause I'm an asset to her fine ass
Where her ass is, you can find cash
Hit the jackpot if you find that, but her shit is equipped with explosives you even thinkin' of gettin behind thatDang, honey
You didn't know I was the man, honey?
Y'all thought I was fallin off but I snap back with that Strange Money
(Snap back with that strange money)
Prayin' that I wouldn't bounce back but that shit startin to sound strange, honey
YeahLil' Wayne told me just do you, that was too true
(okay)
Bought a Range Rover now the new-new them is boo boo
(what else?)
Since I came over to the new school I'm the who's who?
To everyone that thought I couldn't make it I'm the true proofStayin' up on my toes
Like a midget peein' at a urinal
But back when I sold dope
I envisioned people at my funeral
Found out that I had flows
Then I started Livin at the studio
And that was all that she wrote
Now my livin' room is so beautiful, cause I
Bang
Like a Crip and Blood at 85 on Sherm Stick
Strange
Got my business up, now we finna cut through this lane quick
Dang
Once I'm finished up won't be no room for this lame shit
So let me clear the air to all you squares who on that same kickDang, honey
You didn't know I was the man, honey?
Y'all thought I was fallin' off but I snap back with that Strange Money
(Snap back with that strange money)
Prayin' that I wouldn't bounce back but that shit startin to sound strange, honey!
Nah, okaySpeakin' of snapbacks y'all raggy raps need a bottle of that
A perm or somethin' to smoothen it out
Hell, a hot combCause y'all lookin' flakey
My grandma could rap better than that
Touch all up with a wag Newport
When it won't take, still nappy and wackKinky
With these rinky-dinky look-my-pants-can't-fit-me rhymes
Grown man with a pussy print
Ashamed to even be in these times
Hair shaved, hair long, crazy designs, y'all as soft as ever
Add all those up together, man, y'all niggas lookin like salt and pepper!But I won't fuck you, it's a damn shame what a buck do
So if rich and famous mean bein' in debt then you can catch yo boy on the bus, foo
Holdin' on to my transfer
Oh great Rico with a buck tooth, tellin stories about how I'd never sold my soul cause I'm fuck-proofDang, honey
You didn't know I was the man, honey?
Y'all thought I was fallin off but I snap back with that Strange Money
(snap back with that strange money)
Prayin' that I wouldn't bounce back, but that shit startin to sound strange money