Shredding The Document

Oh, what have you done with your life?
Oh, please don't tell me
Just shut up and go to work
'Cause you're interrupting meI won't represent the U.S.
In the Summer Olympics
My character's questionable
My life is a broken recordI'm shredding the documents
I'm keeping my mouth shut
I'm running on radio silence
I'm letting the record speakI'm shredding the documents
The switchboard is lighting up
I'm not taking anymore calls
Well maybe from Larry KingAnd I don't know who killed who
I'm having a sex change
To a woman who loves too much
My sister's a petty thiefI doctored the evidence
Yeah it was a cover up
I wanna stay wrapped in my blanket
And never get out of bedI'm shredding the documents
I'm keeping my mouth shut
I'm running on radio silence
I'm letting the record speakI'm shredding the documents
The switchboard is lighting up
I'm not taking anymore calls
Well maybe from Larry KingAll rumor and innuendo
An Eagles reunion
The 20th century's closing
It's closing in on meYou know what my father said
Well I'm not gonna tell you
Some words that I try to live by
It's none of your goddamn businessI'm shredding the documents
I'm keeping my mouth shut
I'm running on radio silence
I'm letting the record speakI'm shredding the documents
The switchboard is lighting up
I'm not taking anymore calls
Well maybe from Larry KingI'm shredding the documents
The switchboard is lighting up
I'm not taking anymore calls
Well maybe from Oprah Winfrey