Gyrlz They Love Me

[women singing in background: x3]

Cause he's The Overweight Lover Heavy D!



[Heavy D.:]

Coolin in my crib and I'm cold, maxin

Call up a cutie, I'm in the mood for relaxin

Get my phone book from, top o' the shelf

I'll dial 66 - hm, I better keep it to myself

Call up a cutie with a triple star next to it

She says, "Hello, " we con-versate a bit

Invite her over for a candlelight dinner

Believe me when I tell you that this girlie is a winner

Shortly after that, I hear the doorbell ring

Turn on the radio, Anita Baker starts to sing

Open up the door and I kiss her on the cheek

She's so nice, polite, petite, so sweet

Sit her on the couch and uh, remove her coat

Squat next to her, *ahem* clear my throat

Whisper in her ear, told her what she wants to hear

Let her know that, "Have no fear - Heavy D.'s here"

And...



[Chorus 1:]

Gyrlz they, gyrlz they love me

(Cause he's The Overweight Lover Heavy D!)

Gyrlz they, gyrlz they love me...



[Heavy D.:]

Take my hand, walk with me

I'm the imperial, Overweight Lover MC Heavy D.

Now that I've introduced myself correctly

Do you have a moment to spend some time with me?

Would you like a drink, maybe a Piña, Colada

A strawberry Daiquiri, some wine from Havana

It really doesn't matter, the choice is yours

And when you're through with your drink, we'll take a walk out-doors

Gazed at the stars, walked down the boardwalk

Sit by the beach and talk lover's talk

Make a quick call on my cellular phone

Some type of limousine to pick us up and take us home

Ahh! - an enjoyable night

The mood was smooth and everything was alright

It may be hard for you, but it's easy for me

Cause girls, the girls, the girls, THEY LOVE ME!



[Chorus 2]:

Gyrlz they, gyrlz they love me

(Cause he's The Overweight Lover Heavy D!)

Gyrlz they, gyrlz they love me

(Cause he's The Overweight Lover Heavy D!)

Gyrlz they, gyrlz they love me

(Cause he's The Overweight Lover Heavy D!)

Gyrlz they, gyrlz they love me!



[horn solo break and Eddie F. cuts and scratches]



[Heavy D.:]

Me, Glenn, and Troy went to a disco (word)

Pete Rock & CL Smooth was on stage drinkin Cisco

Damien had his girl Michelle (of course!)

Craig Boogie had a girl that I never seen before ("HEY! ")

Eddie F. was home makin a beat [scratches]

Mick T. was at the crib on a hundred and twenty-two street (chillin)

Tootie had a cutie that was dope (Damn!)

Groovy Lou, Quan, and Little Dow was crackin jokes (YOU BIG!)

Grapp had the dancefloor packed (GO, GO, GO)

Joe Black was in the corner lookin meanie when he {? }

Tommy, George, Jeff and Butta was on the spot

Buyin champagne from the crew a hundred dollars a pop!

Me, I was casin the joint

Clockin all the people as they stared and point

It feels really good to be Heavy D.

Because the girls, the girls, they LOVE me!



[Chorus 2]



[Heavy D.:]

Huh, candlelight dinner and violets

Keep the girlie smilin, but when upon the set

I don't drink, I'm profilin

Run through the last check, looked upon the Rolex

Her clock says twelve, my clock says se-...

Eh-ha-ha-ha-hah - you know what I'm talkin about!

And if you don't, I think you'll figure it out

It ain't that I'm conceited or nuttin

I'm just impressed, for frontin and bluffin

Cause...



[Chorus 2: 'til fade]



(Cause he's The Overweight Lover Heavy D!)