Counting Out Time

I'm counting out time
Got the whole thing down by numbers
All those numbers give my guidance
Oh Lord, I need that nowThe Day of Judgment's come
And you can bet that I've been resting
For this testing
Digesting every word the experts sayErogenous zones I love you
Without you, what would a poor boy do?Found a girl I wanted to date
Thought I'd better get it straight
Went to buy a book before it's too late
Don't leave nothing to fateI've studied every line, every page in the book
Now I've got the real thing here
I'm gonna take a look
Take a look, look, look, look, lookI'm counting out time
Hoping it goes like I planned it
'Cause I understand it
Look! I've found the hot spots, figures 1 to 9Still counting out time
I've got my finger on the button
Don't say nothin' just lie there still now
And I'll get you turned on just fineErogenous zones I love you
Without you, what would a poor boy do?Touch and go with 1 to 6
Bit of trouble in zone number 7
Gotta remember all my tricks
There's heaven ahead in number 11Getting crucial responses
With dilation of the pupils
"Honey get hip, it's time to unzip
To unzip zip, zip, zip-a-zip, whippee!"Move over CasanovaOh, I'm counting out time
Reaction none too happy, please don't slap me
I'm a red-blooded male
And the book said I could not failI'm still counting out time
I got unexpected distress from my mistress
I'll get my money back
From the bookstore right awayErogenous zones I question you
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, mankind hand kinds through the blues, hey