Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet

Mr. Sandman showing his beam
When he walks into the room the walls in lean in to listen
Surf out blank waves click back and forth
Like old headlights have they followed you again?
Head like a steel trap wish I didn’t {x7}
I don’t just want to be a footnote in someone else’s happiness

Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way? Does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

I will never end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calendar this way you will always know
The last time you came through
Oh darling I know what you’re going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling oh darling or darling

Tempest in a teacup get unique
The Peroxide princess shine like shark teeth
It’s a sign, It’s a sign, it’s a sign,
What if you peaked early?

Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way? Does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

Does he, does he know the way to worship?
Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

Well I will never end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calendar this way you will always know
The last time you came through
Oh darling I know what you’re going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling oh darling or darling

Does your husband know?
Does your husband know?
Does your husband know?
Does he know, Does he know, Does he know

I will never end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calendar this way you will always know
The last time you came through
Oh darling I know what you’re going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling I know what you’re going through