Aching to Sneeze

I've been aching to sneeze
Begging please, pretty please
But I can't get the thing to come outI've been down on my knees
I've been pissing on trees
But the evil thing just won't come outCome on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty babyI've been waking at dawn
With the big bird on
And I can't make the thing go awayI've been throwing up drinks
In the toilets and sinks
But it just sticks around anywayCome on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty babyI've been waking at dawn
With a fever going on
And a stain that just won't wash awayI've got nothing to hide
It's just something inside
That keeps coming back, day after dayCome on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby, oh yeahMy pretty baby, yeah
My pretty baby