Crazy As Me

I'm used to bein' alone
except for six-month flings with diamond rings
and phone bills that outweigh the phone
this is the life that I chose
I've got no complaints if he is, if he ain't,
and if he is, I guess he'll send me a rose

Just don't ask me for the truth if you choose to lie, honey
and don't try to open my door with your skeleton key
Some folks seem to think I've only got one problem
I can't find nobody as crazy as me

I still love what I know
I love to ride along and sing a song and listen to the radio
You can ride along
and if you change your mind, well that's just fine
but there's something that you've got to know

Just don't ask me for the truth if you choose to lie, honey
and don't try to open my door with your skeleton key
Some folks seem to think I've only got one problem
I can't find nobody as crazy as me

Just don't ask me for the truth if you choose to lie, honey
and don't try to open my door with your skeleton key
Some folks seem to think I've only got one problem
I can't find nobody as crazy as me