Spam

Spam in the place where I live (Ham and pork) 
  Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (Oh, boy) 
  Spam in my lunchbox at work (It's the best) 
  Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it at all 

  If you're running low, go to the store 
  Carry some money to help you buy more 
  The tab is there to open the can 
  The can is there to hold in the Spam 

  Oh, Spam on the table at home (Ham and pork) 
  Think about selection, are there different flavors now?  (Let's eat) 
  Spam in my office at work (It's the best) 
  Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery meat 

  If you need a spoon, keep one around 
  Carry a thermos to help wash it down 
  Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out 
  Use it for spackle or bathroom grout 

  Now, Spam in my pantry at home (Have some more) 
  Think of expiration, better read the label (Oh, boy) 
  Now, Spam, breakfast, dinner, or lunch (It's the best) 
  Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold 

  Now, once you start in, you can't put it down 
  Don't leave it sitting, or it'll turn brown 
  The key is going to open the tin 
  The tin is there to keep the Spam in 

  Oh, Spam (Spam) 
  Ham and pork 
  Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (Oh, boy) 
  Spam (Spam) 
  It's the best 
  Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it 

  Spam in the place where I live (Have some more) 
  Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (Let's eat) 
  Spam in the place where I work (You're obsessed) 
  Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat 

  Spam in the back of my car (Ham and pork) 
  Spam any place that you are (Ham and pork) 
  The tab is there to open the can (Spam any place that you are) (Ham and pork) 
  The can is there to hold in the Spam (Spam any place that you are) (Ham and pork) 
  Oh, Spam